Sunday, August 4, 2013

Lost My Mind

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

I'm getting married?!

It's an odd concept to actually grasp. See, I never envisioned myself settling down. I am misanthropic to my core and the thought of merging my life with another individual seemed like a total nightmare. But here I am. Engaged.

It's bizarre. It's not really a big deal though. Lots of people get married, get divorced, and live out their lives perfectly content. I just never imagined I could meet someone that didn't drive me completely insane. Not only am I able to tolerate him, I actually like to spend time with him. It's like I've gone competely mad.

So here I am. I live in a two bedroom apartment in a small city with my fiance and work a full time merchandising job. It's almost like I am normal or something. Crazy, huh? Today was our day off. We went shopping for kitchen supplies. It was SO MUCH FUN. Yes, it was fun enough to warrant using all caps. This is what has become of my life.

I am baffled. How did this happen? Why did this happen? Does it matter? No. It doesn't. All that matters is that it is. Weird.